September 2010
16 posts
Heather Morris made a perfect Britney. That ugly brunette girl… Not so much.
Awesome wonderful time on a party barge today. Most definitely sunburned and worn out. GO TEXAS!
Darn, gave into pressure from @_peggyp and preordered a G2. gonna have to decide which phone I like more so she can have the other one. Yaay
http://twitpic.com/2r060t - wore sunglasses while driving home in the rain. The sun was more glare-ier than normal.
Glee! Mike Chang is the male equivalent of a butterface, butthisface. butt is face. heeeeheeeeeeee
“Tesla was the electric Jesus” or how my dog got his name — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwI1Xpwhyi8 (thanks @viperjm!)
Threw my phone under a parked car last night. Enchiladas y mas margs (and subsequent karaoke drinking), I blame you!
RT @ilikepantz http://twitpic.com/2pfrnl buckey ball bowtie
And he bred seven children in one whole night (genghis kahn)
Karaoke! @Aestis1337 & geoff did a breathtaking rendition of genghis kahn and every time @ilikepantz talks, he’s louder than the singers!
That’s the Good Morning Android app, in case you were wondering. Also reads me the weather forecast after cursing at me.
RT @ackprash Be an Optimist Prime, not a Negatron! http://imgur.com/sYy8Q.jpg
My alarm is a text-to-speech woman’s voice saying this: Wake the fuck up. Romer, turn your alarm off. Shut up shut up shit up shut up.
Saturday night @ 11:30: omg so sleepy, can’t keep eyes open. Monday morning @ 1:51: fffffuuuuu why can’t I go to sleep?!
Thank you, #madmen, for bringing some sanity to my TV lineup for today (which has included Bridezillas, Jersey Shore, and VMAs). Sad ep :(
